sarah palinSarah Palin, 3rd Runner-Up to a Polar Bear and a Bull Moose in the Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant (“Ain’t nearly ’nuff womans to go ’round up he-uh.”), is the “Real Babe” of the Republican Party and the Conservatives’ best bet for the Next President of the United Sates (Get busy Mitt Romney).

Being from the Southern U.S. (a long way from P.C. ASPCA and NAMBLA), I appreciate the frankness, self-deprecation and lack of guile from this beautiful, stalwart of the Right-wing. Just think, my two imaginary lovers are a blonde and a brunette (Ann Coulter for V.P.). Wow, that’s the ticket!, and every Yuppie’s wet dream.

The “Anti-Christs” miss no opportunity lambasting Sarah (and another beautiful Christian, Prejean) for their personal beliefs, family and the necessarily “private” events in ther lives.

Saints aren’t running for the Whitehouse (are you listening Jack and Bill?). And, with all due respect to Mrs. Palin, “Who da fuck would want to be President of the United States anyway? (that ass is too fine to be shaking for Ahmajinedad.)

Sarah, Dearie, fugetabout Barney’s “Franksfurters”, Harry “Hard Rider” Reid, Barak Husein Obama and anyone else that might know their way around “Lawn Guyland”, and remember that elections are too important for politics. As a great American President (Richard Nixon) said, “It’s not who you are but who you appear to be that’s important.” (and we thank you Adolf).

Palin on Katie Couric

Ann Coulter on Sarah, “Payback!

Fox News Story -
President Obama’s political arm, Organizing for America, has sent a fundraising e-mail seeking to raise $500,000 in the next week to stop a “dangerous” Palin from derailing the Democrats’ effort to overhaul health care.

With the media spotlight squarely on Sarah Palin and her “Going Rogue” book tour across the nation, Democrats are gearing up for a battle — and trying to cash in.

“Remember, this is the person who coined the term ‘Death Panels’ — and opened the flood gates for months of false attacks by special interests and partisan extremists,” the e-mail read.

“Whatever lie comes next will be widely covered by the media, then constantly echoed by right-wing attack groups and others who are trying to defeat reform,” the e-mail said.

Palin began a promotional tour this week for her memoir, with plans to travel through several states that were key to the 2008 election. The memoir was released Tuesday but has topped best-seller lists for weeks.

Her tour has already attracted controversy -
The U.S. Army had planned to ban the media from Palin’s book signing next week at Fort Bragg, fearing it would turn into political grandstanding against Obama. But the Army decided to allow the media limited coverage after the the Associated Press and a local newspaper protested.

Insiders who’ve spoken with Palin recently said she seems eager to run in 2012, and opinion polls show she has the most public support of any Republican hopeful.

Among self-identified Republicans in a recent Fox News poll, Palin gets the highest favorable ratings (70 percent) amid a group of other possible contenders for the GOP nomination, including Mike Huckabee (63 percent), Mitt Romney (60 percent) and Newt Gingrich (58 percent). Palin’s favorable score among all voters is 47 percent, up 9 percentage points over last July’s reading of 38 percent.

“Going Rogue” follows Palin from childhood to her departure last summer as Alaska governor. The title refers to her independent streak as a candidate, stemming from complaints within the campaign of GOP presidential nominee John McCain that she had gone “rogue” by disagreeing with the campaign’s decision to pull out of Michigan last October.

Bristol Palin filed a legal petition Nov. 3 seeking sole custody of her 1-year-old son and child support payments from Levi Johnston in accordance with Alaska law. She also asked the Alaska court to keep the proceedings closed – a request which was denied on Christmas Eve.

Despite Bristol’s interest in keeping this matter private, Levi has requested that this matter remain public (Jeez, somebody put this 20 year old out of his ass-olescent misery).

Bristol’s petition for custody asks for the status quo: primary custody with Bristol while allowing Levi visitation. Bristol says her ex-fiance has only made “sporadic” visits to see their child.

For his part, Johnston insists in court documents that he has fulfilled his fatherly responsibilities, and can support his son with the proceeds of his nude calendars, and wants to retain shared custody of Tripp.

Bristol and Johnston were thrust into the national spotlight late last year after their pregnancy was announced days after Sarah Palin, then Alaska’s governor, was named Republican presidential candidate John McCain’s running mate.

The couple called off their engagement soon after their son Tripp Easton Mitchell was born.

Johnston has publicly accused Palin of calling her son Trig “the retarded baby” and also alleged that the Palins are on the verge of divorce – accusations which Palin denied in a November interview with ABC’s Barbara Walters.

Fox News has just announced that Sarah will be appearing on its channel regularly as part of a multi-year deal. She will not have her own program. Financial details have not been released.

“I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News,” Mrs Palin said in a statement on the network’s website.
“It’s wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news.”

Fox’s executive vice-president for programming, Bill Shine, said Mrs Palin had “captivated everyone on both sides of the political spectrum”.

News of her resignation as governor 17 months before her term in office was up had prompted speculation that she was planning to pursue a career in television.

As well as appearing as a commentator on a variety of shows on the channel, she would occasionally host a program featuring “inspirational tales involving ordinary Americans”. Correspondents say hiring Sarah Palin is likely to further increase the network’s ratings with conservative viewers.

A number of Republican commentators already work for the network, among them George W Bush’s former aide Karl Rove, former House speaker Newt Gingrich, and John McCain’s rival for the 2008 Republican presidential nomination, Mike Huckabee.

Until now, Mrs Palin has mainly used her page on the social networking site Facebook to update her more than one million followers. Regular appearances on a major network could further increase her support among conservatives.

Her appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show in November 2009, during which she said a run for the White House in 2012 was “not on my radar screen right now”, boosted the program’s ailing ratings.

It is not the first time Mrs Palin will be signing on with a TV station. In the 1980s she worked part-time as a sports presenter for the KTUU station in Anchorage, Alaska.

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